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Welcome to the homepage of the victims of the most ignorant institution to ever plague the earth!
We here at the Anti-Gym Movement have done all that we can to try to bring down the most vile institution...Gym!
Or...at the least...make as much trouble for the gym "teachers" as possible.
Anti-Gym News
September 26th
Well folks, its that time of year again. Schools back, and gym is back in full swing. The tarts that run
the freak show are as crazy and stupid as ever. This year we will have a news section on the site, as well as periodic polls
(on suggestion of an AGM Affiliate). We are hoping to "re-vamp" the image of the site and to reach a wider demographic,
and of course to hopefully convert some gym retards to the lighter side. We are open to suggestions.
Polls will be done in the forum. This weeks poll is "Your PE Experience: Share your PE Nightmares or Hilarious
Confrontations."
In keeping with the "enlightened" standard by which the AGM has firmly stood, we would also like to take
this opportunity to condemn Bush and Praise John Kerry. Bush is an evil conservative wacko. He must be removed from office.
Down with Bush! Down with Gym!!
-Publius
Our Cause
Gym is a despotic institution that has been allowed to exist and grow for far too long;
Gym has taken class time that could be better spent in a classroom.
Gym has bored us out of our minds with mindless repetition of stupid activity.
Gym has numbed our minds, making us vulnerable to the ignorant.
Gym has sucked up funds from the school and wasted it on equiptment and personell: funds that
the other parts of the school desperatley need.
Gym has brought inexplicable pain to our allready painful lives.
Gym has wasted our time beyond fathomability.
Gym Must Be Stopped.
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